em: I need to wash my hands with Dettol first, before I shower.
me: Huh? What does it matter? You're gonna shower anyway, and you are going to shower with soap.
em: I start showering by washing my face, so I have to wash my hands first.
me: But your cleanser is a kind of soap itself.
em: It is not anti-bacterial. I must use anti-bacterial soap to wash my hands first, then I can wash my face.
me: (while em tries to kiss my cheeks) Stop! Don't kiss me! I'm not sterile!
em: Don't need. (and kisses me cheek)
me: Oh no. You're gonna die tomorrow.

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